Trust me, I'm a nurse!

I had to wear the blue isolation gown in a patient’s room for longer than 5 minutes.

mydaywasworsethanyours:

derseclouds:

formaldejekyll:

Yesterday I learned that tampons were not originally created for ~feminine hygiene~ but for plugging up bullet wounds for WW1 and the nurses started using them and were like actually this is p fucking effective and voila tampons thanks WW1

This is pretty freakin metal

Nurses, yo.

Nurses, let’s take a minute to be thankful that we will always have a job.

nightshiftrounds:

Because of frat boys:

Because of exercise enthusiasts:

Because of do-it-yourselfers:

Because of the fad workouts:

And the inexplicably ridiculous:

On behalf of nurses everywhere, I want to thank the accident prone for keeping us employed.

Thank you.

(Source: nightnursenotes)

i get pissed off when meds don’t take effect after like 0.7 seconds

Are you a patient of mine?

(Source: mcsnuggie)